The only thing better than your post and your poetry is the ridiculousness of the Toronto Police's message. This is sure to work. Also, if a car thief dies while speeding away in your unlocked car, and you need a kidney or a liver, would you take his organs? Love the poems!

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We're assuming the thief is a he?

So many moral quandaries my public education did not prepare me for!

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