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We just got back from a weekend at Great Wolf Lodge, where the kids live their dream running slides, splashing in the wave pool, and no one in my family will join me on the famous Wolf Tail, my favourite slide.
If you’ve never been, it’s worth a visit. Here’s a photo of the kids and I on their iconic Muskoka chair.1
Thanks for spending some of your weeken…
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